When I was four, my brother and I left home

to help Luke Skywalker fight the Dark Side.

I thought it was a grand Idea because maybe

I would meet Wonder Woman.


We only made it down the road.


Teaching myself the guitar would be easier

if I would just practice.


And yes, being from the Rocky Mountains,

I have tried Rocky Mountain Oysters.

It's true; they taste like chicken - sort of.


I'm curious, what can I say - I'm just Julia.